Thursday, August 16, 2012

Match 01: Batman Beyond vs. Sportsmaster

JT:
Hello everybody, and welcome to the first of Action Figure Fight! Here, we will showcase various battles between some tough customers. I'm Jake Tigerblood.
GS:
And I'm Greg Silverson, and boy do we have a match tonight! It's a battle between the Batman of the future, and the Sportsmaster.
JT:
That's right and the only rules are that no weapons are allowed. Now for our fighters:
GS:
Batman of the future is sportin' some super clear blue outfit for this fight. It's also very spiky.
JT:
Here's Sportsmaster, a villain with a sports motif.
GS:
No, really?
JT:
Now our combatants are on the field, and what an... interesting choice of area.
GS:
Well, isn't that cute? A little flower mat on a table-like stadium. Well anyway, lets start the match!
JT:
Wow, they are really going at! Punch for punch, blow for blow...
GS:
They are beating the snot out of each-other!
JT:
Ooh! Sportsmaster gets a nice left hook! That's going to leave a mark!
GS:
Ouch! Batman gets a good hit in too!
JT:
And another hit! Right in the mask!
GS:
Sportsmaster is on the ground from that last hit! It must've took alot out of him. But what's this!?
JT:
An uppercut by Sportsmaster!
JT:
And it floors Batman! What a surprising turnaround by Sportsmaster.
GS:
It looks like Sportsmaster is ready for his next move...
JT:
Oh! A splash on the Batman!
GS:
And Sportsmaster goes for the pin! 1.. 2..
JT:
Batman tosses Sportsmaster away.
GS:
Now he gets Sportsmaster in a hold. What's he gonna' do?
JT:
Uh oh. UH OH. This could be bad for Sportsmaster. I think this could be VERY bad.
GS:
Is he going to escape?
JT:
Ooh! Slammed to the floor!
GS:
Bats goes for the pin! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!
JT:
And the winner is BATMAN! The winner of our very first match here. Good triumphed over evil...
GS:
And all that stuff. And sorry if this commentary is a bit lacking but it is our first time here, so... uh, yeah. I'm Greg Silverson.
JT:
And I'm Jake Tigerblood. Goodnight folks!